Quote of the Day (2011-02-15)

Sir Humphrey: "Didn't you read the Financial Times this morning?"

Sir Desmond Glazebrook: "Never do."

Sir Humphrey: "Well you're a banker, surely you read the Financial Times?"

Sir Desmond: "Can't understand it. Full of economic theory."

Sir Humphrey: "Why do you buy it?"

Sir Desmond: "Oh, you know, it's part of the uniform."

Source: Yes, Minister